Hypothetical high school reunions. Alan Wake’s American Nightmare hits the right notes. A graphic chat about bowels, bidets and cross cultural defecation that frankly goes on for far far too long. Super Street Fighter is resurrected, The Avengers Movie restores faith in blockbusters and Pinball FX2 ricochets into Daniel’s Xbox. Happy Mothers Day.  

Episode 20 and we have nothing. NOTHING. We talk about fast food, film and flouncing for the neighbors. We apologize and hope to play a video game or two by next week. Please still love us. 

We discuss how to become obese in the shortest possible time frame. We both play the first episode of The Walking Dead. Expose ourselves as gun fetishists whenever Borderlands is mentioned. A budget title bonanza equates to a late play-through of Enslaved: Odyssey to the West. Distasteful energy drinks, The Hobbit and Tintin.

Phone Sex. What’s it all about? The Witcher 2 is here to teach us about loving. Rage is blander than a taco with very little sauce. Street Fighter Alpha 3 Max reveals the some shortcomings with the Vita. Most importantly, we obey the 3 second rule. 

A Birthday, a health Scare and an old school dungeon crawler (Legend of Grimrock). The Witcher 2 makes a brief appearance, The Walking Dead comics, Borderlands and Fallout. Any old music will do. 

I almost eat a spider. Dan tests out I am Alive and enjoys the atmosphere. Gran Turismo 5 arrives and B-Spec is the topic of conversation.  Shank 2, Shift 2 and Escape Plan also feature. Spiders taste bad – I can confirm.

The PlayStation Vita is upon us and we discuss the hardware itself and whether Unit 13 is a worthy first purchase. Operation Flashpoint: Red River arrives and does not disappoint. What kind of maniac would restart Dark Souls for the hell of it? Find out within. The Orbis and Durango and used games and Arson Heroes. Film at 11. 

Braniel has a late night and almost becomes a statistic. The Walking Dead game is coming and we chat about what that means for the living. Some questionable purchases are made concerning Operation Flashpoint and Gran Turismo 5. Draw Something tests how well we can draw something – *spoiler* – not well. 

We have a little chat about the trouble with NBA 2k12, how the opening hours of Mass Effect 3 are going and whether The Darkness 2 reaches a satisfying conclusion.

It’s The Darkness 2, it’s Shadows of the Damned, it’s Mass Effect 3 - It’s Double K.O. Episode 12 and it’s allowed to be proud.